*Me in an exam room at 9am this morning, sleepless, and no food*
These are my ramblings on the rough draft papers:
I'm so screwed. I'm so fuckin' screwed! Why did I take such a lame ass subject! WTF! I think I deserve this for being such a jerk! Lalalalalaaaaa. Interesting question that I do not understand but I do have a kick-ass pen so that must count for something.
I would ask them to clarify the question but I feel intimidated. I probably should have but time ran out. Great Hessa! Fucking great. Now the pressing question is; are you or aren't you gonna write something. And I mean something significant or are you just gonna scribble two words and leave? It's up to you, you dumb fuck! You knew he throws curve ball questions like this and yet you did nothing.
You don't have to come and confess, we're looking for you, we goin' find you, we goin' find you. So you can run and tell that, run and tell that, run and tell that, homeboy, home, home, homeboy.
God I'm really really hungry! My stomach is screaming! And I so did not get enough sleep! Ugh this is horrible.
I wanna shrivel up and die! Can't think anymore! System malfunction! Why didn't I memorize some Hegel or Kant quotes just to pull my paper up a notch? Crap. I hope they don't use this as an anonymous paper for the French students next year to correct my grammar! This is such an EPIC fail if I ever saw one!
On the bright side, the campus looks amazing!!!
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